Sink your crackers into the perfect holiday — a cheeseball trio with:

• Vivian’s Original Party Magnet — A VH original that hits all the notes of salty, sweet, funky, spicy and crunchy. Spiced pecans dot the inside and the outside gets rolled in crispy, country ham and topped with apple preserves (8oz)

• Pepperoni Pizza — Inspired by the flavors of the Oakwood Pizza Box’s round pie with sesame crust, this ball whips cream cheese and butter with mozzarella, parm, garlic and pepperoni It''s rolled in sesame seeds and fried pepperoni crumbs.

• French Onion — This tastes like Boursin’s rich auntie supreme. It has goat cheese for tang, dill, parsley and lemon for zest and gets rolled in fried shallots.

There is a limited quantity, so act quickly. Sales will close at 11:59pm on Saturday, December 13. We will begin shipping (included in the retail price) December 15, 16 and 17 to ensure delivery well before Christmas.

'Twas just before Christmas, and all through the land,
Not a party was worthy—the spreads were too bland.
The crackers sat empty, the guests looked forlorn,
’Til Vivian said, "Here—let three cheese balls be born."

The first, her Original Party Magnet (the legend, the star!)—
Blue cheese, spiced pecans, dried fruit from afar.
Sweet, salty, and creamy with crunch that won't quit,
One taste and your guests will completely lose it.

The second? Oh honey, buckle up for this ride:
Pepperoni Pizza, but fancy inside.
Tomato and basil, a sesame crust topping—
Set this out at a party and jaws will be dropping.

The third tastes like French Onion Soup took a vacation
To the land of Boursin and improved the whole nation.
Caramelized, dreamy, absurdly delicious,
Frankly, it makes other dips look suspicious.

So deck your halls with—not one, not two, but THREE!—cheese balls,
And suddenly you're the hero of it all.
At vivianhoward.com this trio awaits:
$70 plus $15 ships straight to your plates.

But hurry—they're limited, gone when they're sold,
Last call is Saturday, December 13 (be bold!).
They'll ship December 15, 16, 17 with care,
Two-day delivery—pre-Christmas, we swear.

So order right now, don't wait, don't think twice,
These cheese balls are Christmas, all creamy and nice.
Smear them on crackers, give as gifts, share the wealth—
Or keep all three and enjoy them yourself.